1. Now Mike Duron was more subtil than any beast of teh interwebs which the Lord God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not watch of every video on teh interwebs?
2 And the woman said unto Mike Duron, We may watch of the non-blocked, government-approved, google-included, non-offensive video of teh interwebs:
3 But of the videos of thy channel, which is in the midst of teh interwebs, God hath said, Ye shall not watch of it, neither shall ye acknowledge it, lest ye azishishinga (Don't bother. The word was meaningless to the woman as well, as nothing had azishishingad yet -- ever).
4 And Mike Duron said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely azishishinga:
5 For God doth know that in the day ye watch thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil, and that we are alone in an uncaring universe, but it is no cause for angst, as we have joy, and laughter, and each other -- and only this life to live....
