38:01 My father cut me off as a disappointment. That night, I activated a secret trust fund. Bounty Wishes 23.8K views - 2 weeks ago
25:12 I spent 8 years drunk before realizing other families don't live this way. Bounty Wishes 42.4K views - 3 months ago
38:01 I've been a 911 dispatcher for 10 years. Last night I got a call which made me quit forever. Bounty Wishes 56.8K views - 3 months ago
34:51 The family I nanny for has an escape tunnel; this morning we had 90 seconds to reach it. Bounty Wishes 50.5K views - 1 month ago
29:42 My dad came home at 3 a.m. and whispered, "Pack a bag and don't ask questions" I should have done it Bounty Wishes 29.5K views - 1 month ago
43:03 I told my daughter that I have two daughters and you are not one of them. Bounty Wishes 87.2K views - 3 months ago
36:32 I spent years memorizing license plate patterns. It ended up solving my neighbor's murder. Bounty Wishes 25.3K views - 1 month ago
38:42 My brother was arrested. The officer froze: "Captain... I didn't know he was your brother.” Bounty Wishes 60.2K views - 4 weeks ago
24:36 The fire alarm went off, but our teacher locked the door - said "nice try, but nobody's getting out” Bounty Wishes 185.4K views - 3 months ago
38:12 How did a school prank send everyone straight to the ER? Bounty Wishes 140.4K views - 3 months ago
41:30 At my son’s wedding, my ex-wife mocked me until the maid of honor asked for my number. Bounty Wishes 31.1K views - 3 weeks ago
26:16 My brother texted: "That's not Melissa's house. Check your location and leave now.” Bounty Wishes 96.4K views - 2 months ago
30:22 My sport teacher thought I was faking an injury, so I ended up in surgery. Bounty Wishes 75.3K views - 3 months ago
15:51 The kids I babysit have a code word for danger and they used it when their grandfather showed up. Bounty Wishes 432.3K views - 4 months ago
31:54 Why did my guidance counselor call CPS when I stayed home during my mom's funeral? Bounty Wishes 61.3K views - 1 month ago
40:18 My insulin pump warned “critical low.” The proctor took it away: no devices. Bounty Wishes 45.7K views - 1 month ago
40:12 Chess club laughed when I joined, having no clue I was a grandmaster who'd beaten world champions. Bounty Wishes 89.8K views - 1 month ago