Hello Goofballs and Hammerheads!
I'm a retired actor, I was the brain behind R.A.L.F.
(Regular Alien Life Form)
if you can't recall, No problemo Earthlings!
per se, I was the Ryan Gosling of the 80's.
I'm here to bring back the old school to the snowflakes.
I've created trolling,
I've founded the Trolls guild.
I am the Godfather of Trolls.
I'll make a channel they can't refuse.