What would Brian Boitano do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
Kyle:
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two salchows and a triple lutz
While wearing a blind fold.
Cartman:
When Brian Boitano was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.
Stan and Kyle:
So what would Brian Boitano do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
Cartman:
I want this V-Chip out of me,
It has stunted my vocabulary.
Kyle:
And I just want my mom
To stop fighting everyone
Stan:
For Wendy I'll be an activist too,
'Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do.
All:
And what would Brian Boitano do?
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
