$42 trillion dollar an average logo selling entrepeneur,
honorary stock exchange non-participating expert spectator,
elevator ghost rider from a really cool foreign country no one can pronounce the name of and can do sign language that is also not understandable by deaf people, plus the ability to use sonar via clicking noises unlike blind people, business cards are printed on 24 karat gold leaf and can only be read by those with a PhD, recipient of 3 organs and i didn't even need them...
...yes i really am that guy.