As an experienced small business marketing expert, and a Dad/Uncle with ADHD, I feel pseudo-compelled to humbly impart my mostly useful if not offbeat, insight on the world. I'll attempt to teach you a few things you can't learn in a classroom, and hopefully add a few more laughs to your life--no matter your age. If you subscribe, I promise to not brain wash you, make you cringe (too much), or cry (too hard) while I surreptitiously impart a few pearls of wisdom. And please, for the love of G-, roast the heck out of me in the comments. I truly am looking for input on how to make this something unique and special, if even just for my daughter and my nieces and nephews, blood and otherwise adopted, to poke fun at my funeral party. (I'm not dying. I'm just saying, someday I will cease to exist, and there'll be a party. Not because I'm dead. Because I made it a condition of my will.)
