After an illustrious career filled with hit singles, international tours, and countless Grammys, Flightless Dog was erased with the click of a button. Their former manager, Saul, bleached every record of the band from the internet.
It seemed that Flightless Dog would go down as the biggest "what if" in music history.
Their swaggering frontman, Ethan, retreated to a Transylvanian manor. Townfolk from surrounding towns have mysteriously disappeared since his arrival.
Jefferson, the visionary guitarist of the band, became deeply paranoid and fell down the conspiracy theory rabbit hole. He was last seen storming the Capitol on January 6th.
The beloved, fan-favorite drummer, Robert, got really into bouldering and became a staunch vegan. He hasn't had dog meat since!
Bassist, John Bass, went off-grid in Cambodia to "find himself". He hasn't been seen since.
But now, at long last, the Dogs are rerecording their hits and playing local shows. Subscribe to watch their resurgence!
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