Hi, I’m Cala Maria, but you can call me Clara!
Some say she was once a regular human who went feral after discovering glitter highlighter. Others believe she was summoned when someone screamed “I JUST NEED A LITTLE ✨DRAMA✨ IN MY MAKEUP” into the ocean. Either way, she crawled out of the tide pool with a beauty blender and a questionable purpose.
She does makeup. She does chaos. She does whatever she forgot she was doing five minutes ago.
• There is no posting schedule.
• There is no niche.
• There is only vibes and the occasional glitter-based accident.
Welcome to the tide pool.
It’s wet, confusing, and nobody knows what we’re doing. 😌
Here, you’ll find a delightful mix of:
💄Make Up
🐾 Adorable cats
🎤 Karaoke
📦 Product reviews & Shopping
📹 Vlogs & food adventures
💬 Honest opinions, fun discoveries, and random life moments
Subscribe and join me for make up, laughs, reviews, and maybe a cat or two crashing the scene.