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Gentle Jones

@UCDMKF6BuhuHOUjVTGVVW9gg - 1.8K subscribers

Howdy, friends! My name is Gentle Jones. I live in beautiful Prices Corner, Delaware. The finest place in the world. I know the presidents, all of them. I've climbed into the sky and slept amongst the stars. I'm blood kin to the Gila monster. I can drink my weight in wolf poison and make love to mountain lions. My stare can charge a smartphone. My breath can fuel a power plant. When they plug me in all the lights go out in Delaware. "Do you remember the day you became a robot? Gentle Jones does. It was somewhere around 1991 at a hip-hop show . . . or was it in 1941 at a jazz club inside a film noir scene? If you are confused, maybe that’s the point. Riddle me this: What is half hip-hop, half punk rocker, and one hundred percent fifty year old skateboarder? Time’s up, reader. Answer: Gentle Jones, a true Renaissance person. His body of work is a distinctly American version of the Sistine Chapel, only in audio form." - Ben Merlis

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