TheUsefullBastard

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Welcome to The Usefull Bastard — your front-row seat to the modern dumpster fire, with commentary sharp enough to cut through cable-news makeup. Here’s the deal: the world’s “leaders” play chess with matches, the internet argues like it’s a sport, and every week comes with a brand-new emergency that somehow needs a subscription plan. So I do what any responsible adult would do: I watch it like a circus… and I narrate the highlights. Expect shorts, politics, war / geopolitics, world news, and the occasional “are we really doing this?” moment—served fast, blunt, and funny. No halo. No panic. No lecture. Just jokes, dark observations, and the kind of common sense that gets you shadowbanned at a dinner party. If you’re looking for optimism, try scented candles. If you want the chaos explained—while we roast it—hit subscribe.