Have you ever had a party where that one guest refuses to leave? Yeah … that's us.
But it's only because we like you so much, and want to share the fun of Eurovision for as long as we can get away with it. Or possibly longer.
And don't tell the rest of the Aussies … but I don't even care if we NEVER win. After years of wishing we could join in, and finally having that happen, I'm one happy fan.