I like Doctor Who
I like Torchwood
I like fish and chips
I like history
I like old-fashioned things
I like antique programmes
I like superhero movies
I like horror movies
I like comedy quiz shows
I like IRN BRU
I like Relentless Inferno
I like Red Bull
I like Elbow
I like Fleet Foxes
I like Eminem
I like Top Gear
I like Dragons' Den
I like old sci-fi movies
I like Stevie Wonder
I like Michael Jackson
I like my mates
I like pink and blue bubblegum bottles
I like midget gems
I like sports mixture
I like salted popcorn
I like Monster Munch
I like McCoys
I like SAFC
I like football
I like golf
I like cricket
I like randomism (if that is a word)
I like Xbox Live
I like iTunes
I like iPod Nanos
I like eBay
But the one thing I can't stand is Newcastle United
S-U-N-D-E-R-L-A-N-D-!!!!
SAFC!!!!
SAFC!!!!
SAFC!!!!