KimJongSurge

@UCPWte5EsqRToE8El2j4cEGw - 25 subscribers

I am the cognac-swilling head of my own video personality cult. Seven rainbows appeared when I was born. I shot eleven holes-in-one in a row. My videos are given 5 stars over 99.9% of the time. Even my chosen video favorites are studied around the world. I am the shining star of youtube, and I work 22 hours a day, never tiring, only thinking of my viewers.