troyaikins.com
I turn dreams into albums, garden plots into book series, and random thoughts into songs faster than a squirrel on espresso. Creator of Botany with Friends, College Unknwown, Dreamscape, Animal Kingdom, and Shanties of the Nightmare Seas — all weird, wild, and unapologetically original.
📚 Author/Writer
🎵 Over 1750 songs(125 cds)
🌿 Plant nerd with a mic
🎲 Board game champion
I make stuff that makes people laugh, feel, and occasionally question reality. If you're into clever lyrics, deep stories, or musical mayhem… you’re in the right place.
troyaikins.com
