Hello and welcome weary travelers of the Tube of You! I am the great and mildly annoying Wizard Dim! I have traveled from the dark and perilous depths of the sewers of the Emerald City of Kalamazoo to warn your world of a deadly danger. My home world suffered the same fate that awaits your own. This great Evil has escaped my world and fled into your own. As the sole survivor of my world (I was conveniently asleep in my wizard's lair while my whole world was massacred), I followed it into your world. It is my sole mission to warn you all!
Unfortunately, my efforts have fallen on deaf ears. It seems you're all focused on the lives of others. In my world, it was a common saying that "to fight badgers, you must have an equally powerful badger." As you might imagine, there was a low supply of badgers in my world. Anyway, if I must take up a "channel" so that I may educate the masses about the greatest evil then I shall. Welcome to my equally powerful badger, the Wizard Dim's Power Hour!
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