Currently temporarily away on Luyten b (GJ 273 b)
My interests include: casual cocaine use, hardcore sex with hot babes with model looks and skydiving
Favourite vehicles include: '69 Pontiac GTO "The Judge", 1969 Dodge Charger RT 440, Lamborghini Centenario LP 770-4
Current personal net worth as of 01/2024 (in US dollars): 604,563,321 (down 830,699,201 since 09/2019 due to government response to the events of '20/'21)
Returning to Earth some time in 2844 (about *820* years from now, give or take a few years depending on if we can repair the damage created by the debris)
Residence: Currently on Luyten b
Age group: 18-40
Planet of birth: Mars
Permanent residence: Earth
Planets I've travelled to in the last five years: Gliese 832c, Mars, Venus (upper atmosphere), Proxima centauri b
Best quotes attributed to me: "Never take ketamine before getting into a teleporter"; "Ketamine and teleportation don't mix well"; "where the fuck has my penis gone?!" and "I swear I'm missing a finger"