THE WAX OF CHASTITY
We swear to submit to the following set of rules drawn up and confirmed by PLUMWAX:
1. Editing must be done with only pre-existing footage
2. The software must be on the verge of crashing at all times.
3. The video must be visible to the naked eye. Special lighting is recommended.
4. Optical work and filters are the backbone of our enterprise.
5. The film is only made up of superfluous action. (Cut-ups, remixes, music, ken burns)
6. Temporality is subjectivity is geographical annihilation. (That is to say life is too short to give a shit.)
7. Genre movies are easily plumwaxible.
8. The video format must be .mp4 or .mov
9. The editor must not be revealed. We swear as editors to only be fueled by personal taste and humor! We are not artists. We swear to refrain from creating a “work," as we regard the meme as more important than any abstract ideal.
New York, 9 March 2016
On behalf of PLUMWAX
-Uncle Marx -WastelandSweetroll