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How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you
1. Kneading on you: You may think this is a sign of affection, but your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weaknesses
2. Excessive shoveling of kitty littler: After using the littler box, your cat needlessly kicks litter around, most of it ending up all over the room. This is practice for burying bodies
3: Sleeping on your electronics: Humans have superior technology. Your cat knows this and will attempt to disrupt all communications to the outside world.
Differences between Music Genres
Sentence- I saw a flower.
Rap - Yo, I was hangin' wit my homies and we saw a flowa' in a garden
Emo - I came across a beautiful flower, but it ******* DIED.
Metal - ARSGAGAWEHDH FLOOOOOWWWWWWWWEEEEEEERRRRR!! AZDCBHAIWJH- IN A FIELD!!
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Life isn't about waiting for the storm to be over
It's about learning to dance in the rain.