I’m an Immature and selfish liar, writer, skateboarder, vandal, oogle, speed freak, and postman. I’m also an ex-artist, ex-musician, ex-hipster, ex-sallor, ex-tattooist, ex-photographer, ex-motorcyclist, ex-videographer, ex-drug addict and ex-husband. I’m the author of "Sixty Tattoos I Secretly Gave Myself at Work" and "Tourorist" both published by Trident Press of Boulder, CO, as well as the editor/producer of the full length skateboarding videos Piss and Jizz.