Hopefully, you'll laugh or cry or something. So long as we get some kind of rise out ya, that means we're doing something.
I'm B! Davis! Let me tell ya a story...
Several years ago, it occurred to me that I had run right outta ways to say fuck. Boy, I've screamed it, I've cried it. I've meant it, I've denied it. I've sexted it. I've spelled it in my Alpha-Bits cereal. I've spelled it in the snow with my piss.
Well, one day I figured how to play a C and a D on a busted ass 6 string that had, not only followed me around my whole life, but also somehow managed to keep up. The next day, somebody taught me how to cheat on the G chord and I've been singing fucking songs ever since!
Sometimes people will try to ignore you while you're trying to give a well deserved fuck. But, I'll tell you what.. You breakout a git and burst into fucking song... Mother fuckers start listening.
