I am Vroomfondel the philosopher (though I may not be).
A representative of the Amalgamated Union of Philosophers, Sages, Luminaries and other Professional Thinking Persons, and as such I maintain that the search for ultimate truth is the inalienable prerogative of your working thinkers.
I demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!
Described by my ancestors as: "[One of] the greatest & most truly interesting pundits the universe has ever known."