Well hello there!
Who are you? You ask?
Well, I'm The Doctor.
Nothing else, Just The Doctor.
I came to this pony town called Ponyville and met my now assistant, Derpy Hooves. Derpy is a great pony and is a dear friend to me now.
-Blushes- A-and n-nothing more!
ALSO, Very important, I hate pears! yuck!
I wish I could write more but I'm still trying to get used to these hooves.
Got to go, Derpy is calling me.
- The Doctor.