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Black Patrick

@UCm5CtimB2mkZt5BluIroJpQ - 754 subscribers

With a vast catalog of prose and other things under his belt, things described as monstrous, gigantic, rudimentary, elementary, and fundamentally-flawed, Black Patrick knows it, owns it, and fights back all who dare oppose him/her/they with an acerbic wit that bleeds through paper into eyeballs on its way to unsuspecting brain cells. Imagine the honor, the glory, the power you will experience when your brain is imprinted with Black Patrick's RNRDNA. In the ass. Like that time Ronnie James Dio said. when a yellowjacket hovered over Black Patrick's head backstage at Concord Pavillion, "Look out!" The Headbanger's Bob Nalbandian reported Black Patrick saying, "I should have known better, but I didn't expect him to go full-blown 'Children of the Sea' on my rectum."

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