Simply Not Logical

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Holo, I'm Cristine, that 30-something nail lady. I also do things that are simply not logical. Join me 🔴LIVE🔴 for SIMPLY STREAM on this channel every: WEDNESDAY at 5PM ET / 2PM PT SATURDAY at 11AM ET / 8AM PT Main channel: youtube.com/user/simplynailogical Podcast: youtube.com/simplypodlogical Holo Taco (my nail polish brand): youtube.com/holotaco Official Simply Nailogical merch: simplynailogicalshop.com Instagram: @simplynailogical My cats' Instagrams: @menchiethecat @zylerthecat Twitter: @nailogical Snapchat: simplynailogica (no "L"!) Facebook: Simply Nailogical TikTok: @simplynailogical Discord: discord.gg/simplynailogical

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10 Years Later: 100 Layers of Nail Polish (Simply Nailogical redo)

10 Years Later: 100 Layers of Nail Polish (Simply Nailogical redo) Simply Not Logical

232K views - 2 weeks ago

Did My Customers Make the Right Choice?😅 (Holo Royalty VOTE 2026 Nail Polish Collection)

Did My Customers Make the Right Choice?😅 (Holo Royalty VOTE 2026 Nail Polish Collection) Simply Not Logical

20K views - 2 months ago

Turning My Brand Into Trash💩🗑️ Holo Taco Haute Garbage Capsule Collection Simply Not Logical

21K views - 2 months ago

They told me to *shut up*?? Analyzing 2026 Nail Trends📊💅

They told me to *shut up*?? Analyzing 2026 Nail Trends📊💅 Simply Not Logical

79K views - 5 months ago

Why do my customers think these are ugly??? Holo Taco nail polish Opinions 2025 💅📊

Why do my customers think these are ugly??? Holo Taco nail polish Opinions 2025 💅📊 Simply Not Logical

40K views - 5 months ago

Defending these shades!!!😵 Worst selling nail polish of 2025... Holo Taco Sales Report💅📊

Defending these shades!!!😵 Worst selling nail polish of 2025... Holo Taco Sales Report💅📊 Simply Not Logical

121K views - 5 months ago

Did we choose wrong? ❌rejected prototypes year 3❌ 💅 Declassified Tacos [003] Holo Taco

Did we choose wrong? ❌rejected prototypes year 3❌ 💅 Declassified Tacos [003] Holo Taco Simply Not Logical

39K views - 6 months ago

Can you wait to click this? Holo Taco Advent Calendar 🚨FULL SPOILERS🚨

Can you wait to click this? Holo Taco Advent Calendar 🚨FULL SPOILERS🚨 Simply Not Logical

23K views - 7 months ago

Our most COMPLICATED & expensive $$ release EVER (Holo Taco Advent Calendar) *NO SPOILERS*

Our most COMPLICATED & expensive $$ release EVER (Holo Taco Advent Calendar) *NO SPOILERS* Simply Not Logical

20K views - 7 months ago

RIP Simply Nailogical's birthday (Holo Taco Holoween Collection launch)

RIP Simply Nailogical's birthday (Holo Taco Holoween Collection launch) Simply Not Logical

40K views - 8 months ago

FASTEN UR SEATBELT WE'RE TAKING OFF !! (Holo Taco 6th Anniversary Collection)

FASTEN UR SEATBELT WE'RE TAKING OFF !! (Holo Taco 6th Anniversary Collection) Simply Not Logical

47K views - 11 months ago

Why do my customers HATE orange???.... (Holo Royalty 2025 Nail Polish Collection)

Why do my customers HATE orange???.... (Holo Royalty 2025 Nail Polish Collection) Simply Not Logical

39K views - 1 year ago

Making out with my lamp, yee-haw (things I do to get the shot)💅

Making out with my lamp, yee-haw (things I do to get the shot)💅 Simply Not Logical

14K views - 1 year ago

so i've been crashing out... plz send rescue 🪼 Holo Taco Off The Deep End launch🪼

so i've been crashing out... plz send rescue 🪼 Holo Taco Off The Deep End launch🪼 Simply Not Logical

38K views - 1 year ago

Was this our calmest launch EVER?! 😌🧘‍♀️🌸 Holo Taco cottagecore

Was this our calmest launch EVER?! 😌🧘‍♀️🌸 Holo Taco cottagecore Simply Not Logical

40K views - 1 year ago

Who Invented This?? Reviewing 2025 Nail Trends with DATA 📊💅

Who Invented This?? Reviewing 2025 Nail Trends with DATA 📊💅 Simply Not Logical

125K views - 1 year ago

We sold out in 2 HOURS?! (this collab was a steep success💅🤝🍵 )

We sold out in 2 HOURS?! (this collab was a steep success💅🤝🍵 ) Simply Not Logical

62K views - 1 year ago

This years' worst selling shades SHOCKED me😵 2024 Holo Taco Sales Report💅📊

This years' worst selling shades SHOCKED me😵 2024 Holo Taco Sales Report💅📊 Simply Not Logical

203K views - 1 year ago

I made a mistake... ❌rejected prototypes❌ 💅 series 002

I made a mistake... ❌rejected prototypes❌ 💅 series 002 Simply Not Logical

65K views - 1 year ago

Icing you out... LAST BOX OF THE YEAR🥲 Holo Taco Underglow launch✨

Icing you out... LAST BOX OF THE YEAR🥲 Holo Taco Underglow launch✨ Simply Not Logical

42K views - 1 year ago

I upset you... 🥲 Birthstone Collection SOLD OUT IN 1 DAY???

I upset you... 🥲 Birthstone Collection SOLD OUT IN 1 DAY??? Simply Not Logical

86K views - 1 year ago

Unpacking Holo Taco IN ULTA?? My nail polish is gonna be in stores 🥹💅

Unpacking Holo Taco IN ULTA?? My nail polish is gonna be in stores 🥹💅 Simply Not Logical

150K views - 1 year ago

Behind the Scenes BIRTHDAY LAUNCH SHOOT 💅

Behind the Scenes BIRTHDAY LAUNCH SHOOT 💅 Simply Not Logical

23K views - 1 year ago

Stop talking in class! 📓 Holo Taco Dark Academia collection study notes

Stop talking in class! 📓 Holo Taco Dark Academia collection study notes Simply Not Logical

41K views - 1 year ago

Wild things I do to *get the shot* (swatching our Fall collection)💅

Wild things I do to *get the shot* (swatching our Fall collection)💅 Simply Not Logical

36K views - 1 year ago

Can't believe I did this again.... unpacking all my Holo Taco (I moved??)

Can't believe I did this again.... unpacking all my Holo Taco (I moved??) Simply Not Logical

139K views - 1 year ago

I Bought A Really Expensive Nail Painting Robot 🤖💅

I Bought A Really Expensive Nail Painting Robot 🤖💅 Simply Not Logical

241K views - 1 year ago

My Boyfriend Picks His Own Nail Colours 🚫💅

My Boyfriend Picks His Own Nail Colours 🚫💅 Simply Not Logical

54K views - 1 year ago

Wheel Picks My Boyfriends' Manicure 💅

Wheel Picks My Boyfriends' Manicure 💅 Simply Not Logical

54K views - 1 year ago

Reacting to launching my brand 5 YEARS LATER | 5th Anniversary Mixed Emotions Holo Taco launch 🥺 Simply Not Logical

105K views - 1 year ago

Trying 34 Canned Teas (my stomach hurts) ft. @Safiya Nygaard

Trying 34 Canned Teas (my stomach hurts) ft. @Safiya Nygaard Simply Not Logical

267K views - 2 years ago

Comparing Rainbow Collections (Rock Candy Nail Polish launch!!)

Comparing Rainbow Collections (Rock Candy Nail Polish launch!!) Simply Not Logical

50K views - 2 years ago

Can't believe THIS is what you voted for.... (Holo Royalty 2024 Nail Polish Collection)

Can't believe THIS is what you voted for.... (Holo Royalty 2024 Nail Polish Collection) Simply Not Logical

59K views - 2 years ago

I am guilty of this....🥛💅

I am guilty of this....🥛💅 Simply Not Logical

75K views - 2 years ago

I kept these nail peelies for 8 YEARS in my 💅Peely Bag💅 + Reacting to my old videos

I kept these nail peelies for 8 YEARS in my 💅Peely Bag💅 + Reacting to my old videos Simply Not Logical

169K views - 2 years ago

I Tried Recreating Trending Swirl Nail Art💅

I Tried Recreating Trending Swirl Nail Art💅 Simply Not Logical

72K views - 2 years ago

My Subscribers Disappoint Me (Simply Nailogical LIVE Roast)

My Subscribers Disappoint Me (Simply Nailogical LIVE Roast) Simply Not Logical

64K views - 2 years ago

Houston, we have a problem🧑‍🚀 I Need Space launch!!

Houston, we have a problem🧑‍🚀 I Need Space launch!! Simply Not Logical

35K views - 2 years ago

Nail Trends 2024 ARE LIES! (I did a meta-analysis for scientific proof)💅

Nail Trends 2024 ARE LIES! (I did a meta-analysis for scientific proof)💅 Simply Not Logical

89K views - 2 years ago

Your oPiNiOn is WRONG (asking you to pick the ugliest Holo Taco shade🥲)

Your oPiNiOn is WRONG (asking you to pick the ugliest Holo Taco shade🥲) Simply Not Logical

55K views - 2 years ago

WHY ARE THESE THE WORST SELLERS excuse me?? 2023 Holo Taco Sales Report💅

WHY ARE THESE THE WORST SELLERS excuse me?? 2023 Holo Taco Sales Report💅 Simply Not Logical

145K views - 2 years ago

MUST TRY stunning Holo Taco combos (prettiest combo challenge)😇💅

MUST TRY stunning Holo Taco combos (prettiest combo challenge)😇💅 Simply Not Logical

91K views - 2 years ago

MISTAKES were made!!! (why I rejected these prototypes) 👹💅

MISTAKES were made!!! (why I rejected these prototypes) 👹💅 Simply Not Logical

158K views - 2 years ago

These are the UGLIEST Holo Taco combos (do not try)👹💅

These are the UGLIEST Holo Taco combos (do not try)👹💅 Simply Not Logical

266K views - 2 years ago

This is why your nail polish gets thick (and how to FIX IT)💅

This is why your nail polish gets thick (and how to FIX IT)💅 Simply Not Logical

50K views - 2 years ago

Exposing my moodboard for the Holo Taco After Party Collection💅

Exposing my moodboard for the Holo Taco After Party Collection💅 Simply Not Logical

48K views - 2 years ago

Get out of my basement!! (swatching the Holiday collection)💅

Get out of my basement!! (swatching the Holiday collection)💅 Simply Not Logical

39K views - 2 years ago

Why aren't you doing this to your nails???💅

Why aren't you doing this to your nails???💅 Simply Not Logical

74K views - 2 years ago

Which cat will sell better??? (Simply Nailogical birthday launch)

Which cat will sell better??? (Simply Nailogical birthday launch) Simply Not Logical

77K views - 2 years ago

Wear crackle nails or nah? (return of the 2000s trend)

Wear crackle nails or nah? (return of the 2000s trend) Simply Not Logical

84K views - 2 years ago

this is why your nail polish doesn't last!!! (NAILS 101 redo class)

this is why your nail polish doesn't last!!! (NAILS 101 redo class) Simply Not Logical

1.3M views - 2 years ago

Mixing the entire Safiya x Holo Taco collection🦇 *it's franken time*

Mixing the entire Safiya x Holo Taco collection🦇 *it's franken time* Simply Not Logical

144K views - 2 years ago

Woman Bakes Without a Recipe😰😰😰

Woman Bakes Without a Recipe😰😰😰 Simply Not Logical

87K views - 2 years ago

Safiya breaks new Holo Taco record!! 🦇 Holo Taco x Safiya launch day together!!

Safiya breaks new Holo Taco record!! 🦇 Holo Taco x Safiya launch day together!! Simply Not Logical

205K views - 2 years ago

Doing My Nails Wearing Molly Goggles

Doing My Nails Wearing Molly Goggles Simply Not Logical

157K views - 2 years ago

I never took a Home EC class (here's why) & some zucchini bread🥒🍞

I never took a Home EC class (here's why) & some zucchini bread🥒🍞 Simply Not Logical

72K views - 2 years ago

Why is no one buying this colour??? (olive green hate) 🫒

Why is no one buying this colour??? (olive green hate) 🫒 Simply Not Logical

171K views - 2 years ago

I spent $500 on Chanel & Dior Nail Polish 🤑💅

I spent $500 on Chanel & Dior Nail Polish 🤑💅 Simply Not Logical

617K views - 2 years ago

bet u didn't think u could make ALL THESE COLOURS! new Holo Taco Retro jellies✨

bet u didn't think u could make ALL THESE COLOURS! new Holo Taco Retro jellies✨ Simply Not Logical

115K views - 2 years ago

We all thought computers would crash in the year 2000 (every 90s kid remembers) 💅

We all thought computers would crash in the year 2000 (every 90s kid remembers) 💅 Simply Not Logical

24K views - 2 years ago