Pending?

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Looking for music minstrelsy for modern mammals? Tired of tolerable tunes from tawdry trumps? Look no further than ‘Pending?’. Besides being grammatically gratuitous, in a blind test on regular-everyday consumers, ‘Pending?’ has shown to be the cause of, and cure to, copious compositional and choral conditions, including:

 Synthesizer induced comas. Anger for, or channeled towards, industrial progress and systems. Synthesia-excitement-syndrome AKA “1969 at the W’stock.” Metallic tasting dreams. Metallica tasting dreams. And much, much more. ‘Pending?’ we’ll make all your dreams come true!** **’Pending?’ does not guarantee the achievement, implementation, or attainment of any being or non-beings dreams, goals, desires, hopes, thoughts, speculations, or flights of fancy.