Hello and welcome to this year's production of how much longer can I procrastinate till I post another video? So far on my days of procrastination I'm up to 5 months! It will be more later, trust me.
Did you come here because you care? I doubt it, but I respect that. I hope my suffering through art block gives you great amusement.
If you've decided to read this far, congratulations! You have an attention span longer than that of a [REDACTED]! Unfortunately I am unable to finish my previous sentence because it may or may not insult a whole generation of humans or an unnamed app.
My editor just banned me from writing anymore of my "bad ideas" here, so if you'd like to hear me say anything else, DO NOT watch my videos. Or do... this is reverse psychology, I'm told it works.