0:03 [FORUM WEAPON] "Can't you just date a woman without saying, 'I do?'" Mac's Forum Weapons 108 views - 10 months ago
0:03 [FORUM WEAPON] "When I'm through with you, you're gonna be in the poorhouse, baby!" Mac's Forum Weapons 108 views - 10 months ago
0:04 [FORUM WEAPON] "Last time I had sex, I was arrested for assault with a dead weapon." Mac's Forum Weapons 129 views - 10 months ago
0:05 [FORUM WEAPON] "Soon as we got married, she put everything under both names: her and her mother's." Mac's Forum Weapons 37 views - 10 months ago
0:05 [FORUM WEAPON] "Someone should straighten that guy out. But not me." Mac's Forum Weapons 53 views - 10 months ago
0:02 [FORUM WEAPON] "I mean they all can't have a headache." Mac's Forum Weapons 17 views - 10 months ago
0:06 [FORUM WEAPON] "'Love thy neighbor as thyself.' What am I supposed to do, jerk him off too?" Mac's Forum Weapons 54 views - 10 months ago
0:03 [FORUM WEAPON] "My sex life is on hold, I got no one to hold it." Mac's Forum Weapons 529 views - 10 months ago
0:04 [FORUM WEAPON] "The only time I heard her yell, 'I'm coming,' is when I was holding the elevator." Mac's Forum Weapons 32 views - 10 months ago
0:04 [FORUM WEAPON] "Every time I wanted sex, she left the room to give me privacy." Mac's Forum Weapons 22 views - 10 months ago
0:03 [FORUM WEAPON] "I opened my wallet and there she was." Mac's Forum Weapons 37 views - 10 months ago
0:04 [FORUM WEAPON] "I don't wanna share a cell with a guy named Bubba." Mac's Forum Weapons 21 views - 10 months ago
0:04 [FORUM WEAPON] "I do. Oh, you have no idea what I wanna do!" Mac's Forum Weapons 19 views - 10 months ago
0:03 [FORUM WEAPON] "Who made your outfits, Betsy Ross?" Mac's Forum Weapons 29 views - 10 months ago
0:03 [FORUM WEAPON] "For this, we should crush your bones into powder." Mac's Forum Weapons 121 views - 1 year ago
0:03 [FORUM WEAPON] "Does anybody else feel like a fried egg?" Mac's Forum Weapons 405 views - 1 year ago
0:07 [FORUM WEAPON] "Well, the least you could've done is let me in on the caper." Mac's Forum Weapons 65 views - 1 year ago
0:13 [FORUM WEAPON] ♫I'm sucking up your I.Q., vacuuming your cortex, feeding off your brain♫ Mac's Forum Weapons 206 views - 1 year ago
0:03 [FORUM WEAPON] "It's the car, right? Chicks love the car." Mac's Forum Weapons 94 views - 1 year ago
0:07 [FORUM WEAPON] "Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah, clueless luck!" Mac's Forum Weapons 133 views - 1 year ago
0:03 [FORUM WEAPON] "Yeah, and you wish you thought of it." Mac's Forum Weapons 36 views - 1 year ago
0:02 [FORUM WEAPON] "You're always of two minds about everything." Mac's Forum Weapons 56 views - 1 year ago
0:08 [FORUM WEAPON] "Why hasn't anybody put you in your place?" Mac's Forum Weapons 91 views - 1 year ago
0:05 [FORUM WEAPON] "Fortune smiles, another day of wine and roses. In your case, beer and pizza." Mac's Forum Weapons 80 views - 1 year ago
0:05 [FORUM WEAPON] "Has anybody ever told you, you have a serious impulse control problem?" Mac's Forum Weapons 210 views - 1 year ago
0:06 [FORUM WEAPON] "Your entrance was good, his was better. The difference, showmanship." Mac's Forum Weapons 120 views - 1 year ago
0:11 [FORUM WEAPON] "Nice form, a little rough on the landing." Mac's Forum Weapons 51 views - 1 year ago
0:06 [FORUM WEAPON] "I'm having a breakthrough. And a breakdown? Maybe!" Mac's Forum Weapons 38 views - 1 year ago
0:08 [FORUM WEAPON] "You were supposed to understand. I'll make you understand." Mac's Forum Weapons 75 views - 1 year ago
0:03 [FORUM WEAPON] "By the way, I've seen your mind, freak!" Mac's Forum Weapons 62 views - 1 year ago
0:03 [FORUM WEAPON] "Emotion's always the enemy of true justice." Mac's Forum Weapons 32 views - 1 year ago