HEY GUYS I'M MADDIE!
Let me sum up my life for you real quick:
One time I was walking down the sidewalk and fell. I landed on my cheek and broke my face. (Really. Fractured cheek-bone.)
My mind is an encyclopedia of movie/song quotes.
I stayed up all night once because I convinced myself everyone but me was a robot. It was after a scary Spongebob episode I saw...
I won't wear pants when I get out of the shower. For like a while.
My dog Zeus is responsible for probably 10/12 gigs of storage on my phone
