Heartcarver

@UCz01vqDd8DlqXTzaWUrVRQg - 6.3K subscribers

Dad logic over market hype. 🎮 What We Do: I am Heartcarver, The Dad Gamer and Lobster King. As a former Epic Games IT Manager and Army Veteran, I give you the honest, unscripted take on whether a game actually respects your time. I’m not here for the marketing cycles—I’m here to audit the technical infrastructure, quality-of-life systems, and the actual "time-to-value" of the latest titles. High-fidelity 4K gameplay Relatable, "Average Joe" commentary Zero scripts Welcome to the Crustacean Kingdom. 📽️ Friday Audit: 4K deep dives into new titles and industry concepts @ 2 PM EST. 🏰 The Kingdom Live (Streams): Sun: 2:30 PM (Story) Tue: 6:00 PM (Anchor/Indie) Thu: 6:00 PM (Community Night) Fri: 6:00 PM (Community Night) 🛠️ Setup: PC (RTX 4090) | 4K High-Fidelity Logic 🔗 Connect with the Kingdom: 🟣 Twitch: twitch.tv/heartcarver 📱 TikTok: @heartcarverlive 🎮 Discord: discord.gg/HeartCarver 📧 Business: [email protected] 👕 Merch: onlylobsters.com

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I Used to Break Keyboards... Now I Just Want to Relax. (How Aging Changes Gamers)

I Used to Break Keyboards... Now I Just Want to Relax. (How Aging Changes Gamers) Heartcarver

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How "Success" Accidentally Destroys Great Gaming Studios

How "Success" Accidentally Destroys Great Gaming Studios Heartcarver

33 views - 2 weeks ago

I Was Wrong About Fortnite. (From a Former Epic Games Employee)

I Was Wrong About Fortnite. (From a Former Epic Games Employee) Heartcarver

56 views - 2 weeks ago

Why Modern Video Games Feel Like a Second Job (From a Former Epic Games Employee)

Why Modern Video Games Feel Like a Second Job (From a Former Epic Games Employee) Heartcarver

240 views - 3 weeks ago

Once Human is a Gem Buried Under Confusing Menus

Once Human is a Gem Buried Under Confusing Menus Heartcarver

176 views - 3 weeks ago

Why Warframe and Path of Exile Still Win (From a Former Epic Games Employee)

Why Warframe and Path of Exile Still Win (From a Former Epic Games Employee) Heartcarver

721 views - 4 weeks ago

Once Human Has a Massive Currency Problem

Once Human Has a Massive Currency Problem Heartcarver

113 views - 1 month ago

Crimson Desert vs. Sir Kicksalot: Why Indie Games Are Quietly Ruining Modern AAA Studios

Crimson Desert vs. Sir Kicksalot: Why Indie Games Are Quietly Ruining Modern AAA Studios Heartcarver

29 views - 1 month ago

Why I’m GLAD They Stopped Updating V Rising

Why I’m GLAD They Stopped Updating V Rising Heartcarver

1.3K views - 1 month ago

Don't Buy This Yet. (Outbound Dad Logic Audit)

Don't Buy This Yet. (Outbound Dad Logic Audit) Heartcarver

12 views - 1 month ago

BEAUTIFUL BUT EMPTY: The Crimson Desert Problem

BEAUTIFUL BUT EMPTY: The Crimson Desert Problem Heartcarver

88 views - 1 month ago

Alabaster Dawn: A Dad's Honest Take

Alabaster Dawn: A Dad's Honest Take Heartcarver

12 views - 1 month ago

The Roadmap: Dad Logic Over Market Hype

The Roadmap: Dad Logic Over Market Hype Heartcarver

10 views - 1 month ago

Is Cthulhu: The Cosmic Abyss a WASTE of Time? | First 3 Hours Audit

Is Cthulhu: The Cosmic Abyss a WASTE of Time? | First 3 Hours Audit Heartcarver

23 views - 1 month ago

I thought Crimson Desert would be easy... I was wrong. 💀

I thought Crimson Desert would be easy... I was wrong. 💀 Heartcarver

82 views - 2 months ago

I Played 5 Hours of Crimson Desert... Here’s the Truth.

I Played 5 Hours of Crimson Desert... Here’s the Truth. Heartcarver

4K views - 2 months ago

BIG CHANGES! New 2026 Schedule & Game Reveals (Monster Hunter Wilds & Crimson Desert)

BIG CHANGES! New 2026 Schedule & Game Reveals (Monster Hunter Wilds & Crimson Desert) Heartcarver

690 views - 2 months ago

Where Have I Been? | Dark Souls Trilogy Talk & Channel Updates

Where Have I Been? | Dark Souls Trilogy Talk & Channel Updates Heartcarver

8.8K views - 2 months ago

Raw Update: Technical Disasters, Streaming, and the Future

Raw Update: Technical Disasters, Streaming, and the Future Heartcarver

7K views - 3 months ago

The Most Cursed Stream in Kingdom History - Bikini Highlights

The Most Cursed Stream in Kingdom History - Bikini Highlights Heartcarver

122 views - 3 months ago

Lets Play | Echoes of the End | Episode 33

Lets Play | Echoes of the End | Episode 33 Heartcarver

10 views - 3 months ago

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 48 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 48 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33 Heartcarver

13 views - 3 months ago

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 47 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 47 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33 Heartcarver

34 views - 3 months ago

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 46 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 46 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33 Heartcarver

3 months ago

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 45 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 45 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33 Heartcarver

7 views - 3 months ago

A New Chapter: Channel Updates & A Massive Thank You!

A New Chapter: Channel Updates & A Massive Thank You! Heartcarver

121K views - 3 months ago

Lets Play | Echoes of the End | Episode 32

Lets Play | Echoes of the End | Episode 32 Heartcarver

31 views - 3 months ago

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 44 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 44 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33 Heartcarver

12 views - 3 months ago

Lets Play | Echoes of the End | Episode 31

Lets Play | Echoes of the End | Episode 31 Heartcarver

11 views - 3 months ago

Lets Play | Stellar Blade | Episode 40

Lets Play | Stellar Blade | Episode 40 Heartcarver

11 views - 4 months ago

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 43 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 43 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33 Heartcarver

7 views - 4 months ago

Lets Play | Echoes of the End | Episode 30

Lets Play | Echoes of the End | Episode 30 Heartcarver

8 views - 4 months ago

Lets Play | Stellar Blade | Episode 39

Lets Play | Stellar Blade | Episode 39 Heartcarver

6 views - 4 months ago

Clair Obscur Expedition 33 Episode 42

Clair Obscur Expedition 33 Episode 42 Heartcarver

7 views - 4 months ago

Sea of thieves Episode 5 Maiden voyage of the high seas

Sea of thieves Episode 5 Maiden voyage of the high seas Heartcarver

18 views - 4 months ago

Lets Play | Echoes of the End | Episode 29

Lets Play | Echoes of the End | Episode 29 Heartcarver

13 views - 4 months ago

Lets Play | Stellar Blade | Episode 38

Lets Play | Stellar Blade | Episode 38 Heartcarver

14 views - 4 months ago

Clair Obscur Expedition 33 Episode 41

Clair Obscur Expedition 33 Episode 41 Heartcarver

9 views - 4 months ago

Sea of Thieves Episode 4 Enter the Seas of Deeds

Sea of Thieves Episode 4 Enter the Seas of Deeds Heartcarver

11 views - 4 months ago

Lets Play | Echoes of the End | Episode 27

Lets Play | Echoes of the End | Episode 27 Heartcarver

11 views - 4 months ago

Lets Play | Stellar Blade | Episode 37

Lets Play | Stellar Blade | Episode 37 Heartcarver

22 views - 4 months ago

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 40 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 40 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33 Heartcarver

20 views - 4 months ago

Sea of Thieves Episode 3 Cursed Heart & Crunchy Peels

Sea of Thieves Episode 3 Cursed Heart & Crunchy Peels Heartcarver

36 views - 4 months ago

Lets Play | Echoes of the End | Episode 27

Lets Play | Echoes of the End | Episode 27 Heartcarver

16 views - 4 months ago

Lets Play | Stellar Blade | Episode 36

Lets Play | Stellar Blade | Episode 36 Heartcarver

2 views - 5 months ago

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 39 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 39 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33 Heartcarver

40 views - 5 months ago

Barrel Lord: From Noob to Pirate Legend: The Lobster King Rises! 🦞👑 Sea Of Thieves Ep. 2

Barrel Lord: From Noob to Pirate Legend: The Lobster King Rises! 🦞👑 Sea Of Thieves Ep. 2 Heartcarver

13K views - 5 months ago

Lets Play | Echoes of the End | Episode 26

Lets Play | Echoes of the End | Episode 26 Heartcarver

16 views - 5 months ago

Lets Play | Stellar Blade | Episode 35

Lets Play | Stellar Blade | Episode 35 Heartcarver

9 views - 5 months ago

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 38 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 38 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33 Heartcarver

15 views - 5 months ago

The Journey Begins: From Noob to Pirate Legend: The Lobster King Rises! 🦞👑 Sea Of Thieves Ep. 1

The Journey Begins: From Noob to Pirate Legend: The Lobster King Rises! 🦞👑 Sea Of Thieves Ep. 1 Heartcarver

17K views - 5 months ago

Lets Play | Echoes of the End | Episode 25

Lets Play | Echoes of the End | Episode 25 Heartcarver

9 views - 5 months ago

Lets Play | Stellar Blade | Episode 34

Lets Play | Stellar Blade | Episode 34 Heartcarver

7 views - 5 months ago

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 37 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 37 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33 Heartcarver

11 views - 5 months ago

Lets Play | Echoes of the End | Episode 24

Lets Play | Echoes of the End | Episode 24 Heartcarver

4 views - 5 months ago

Lets Play | Stellar Blade | Episode 33

Lets Play | Stellar Blade | Episode 33 Heartcarver

5 views - 5 months ago

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 36 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 36 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33 Heartcarver

14 views - 5 months ago

Lets Play | Echoes of the End | Episode 23

Lets Play | Echoes of the End | Episode 23 Heartcarver

18 views - 5 months ago

Lets Play | Stellar Blade | Episode 32

Lets Play | Stellar Blade | Episode 32 Heartcarver

6 views - 5 months ago

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 35 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33

Lets Plays | Clair Obscur Expedition 33 | Episode 35 #letsplay #clairobscurexpedition33 Heartcarver

4 views - 6 months ago