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Ted Suzan

Ted Suzan

@UCzU1eWZa2b3CE7zFqxz0liA - 2.7K subscribers

Full Name: Mr. Ted Suzan -------------------------------------- Classification: Absurdist Inventor, philosopher, author, artist, songwriter, and intellectual. -------------------------------------------------- Perhaps you would like to wear one of my inventions, the meat calculator: www.cafepress.com/TedSuzan ------------------------------------------------ Reviews from popular youtubers: "You're funny dude!" -LisaNova (on my blowdry tongue vid) "What color are the aliens chemicals? Love you."-Shaye St. John (my hero) "Amazing skillz with a blow dryer"-Spricket24 "You have a very unique and sometimes hilarious style"-ReinaDelCid ----------------------------------------------- Ted Suzan is a hyperactive 8 year old who can slowly and rationally explain his excitement...Roasted Mouse Towels!